Country Dictionary

The Things That Give Life Meaning And Joy.

Bill Was Depressed until he saw a pair of boobs, now it's nearly impossible to wipe that smile of his face.

Look, I know you're bored, but c'mon. "OO" on a woman's chest. That's the best I could come up with.

Boobs are a way to show dominance to other women about who's the boss.

weapons of mass distraction

i couldnt concentrate in class because her boobs distracted me

A man's favorite toys.

Men love to play with and suck on boobs.

Voluptuous lumps on a woman's chest, if they are big and bouncy ...well then you got the tool to seduce and man into whatever you want him to do

Girl: hey babe can you get me a smoothie

Guy: ugh do I have to

Girl( comes out shirtless letting her massive boobs bounce near her boyfriends face ): please babe for me I'll let you touch my boobs later

Guy: WHERES THE FUCKING KEYS!!!!

The greatest things in the world that just so happen to have females attatched to them.

"Dude, those amazing boobs have a girl growing on them!!!"

a very warm and comfortable pillow.

dude: damn, your boobs are soft.