A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. Combination of a quick cold bath then a hot shower. Often touted as a hangover cure. ......................
You look horrible! Better ease your flesh out of bed, grab a quick bower, and get over to the hill. Your State of the Union address is in an hour. Fake News! SAD!! I look good. Hansomest office holder ever. Only drink soda.
A bower is another term for 'lanky freak' who cannot handle excessive amounts of alcohol, wears dangly earrings to over compensate for his small rugby roger and runs around completely naked when told by his mates. His typical mating call is 'comeee on' or 'ya bastard'. Usually, bowers are loyal vegans however when they find Shrewsbury meat, all loyalty goes out the window.
I've pulled a bowers! I can't get my earrings in, sod it (passes out).
A style of business managment defined by lack of leadership skills, and general malaise when it comes to making a decision for a group of coworkers. Someone who "bowers" was usually promoted to a level of leadership for reasons other than their leadership skills.
"Man, i thought that new guy we brought on was spot on, but he bowered that new laptop proposal."
A huge, mis-shapen and somewhat sloppy turd that typically occurs after a particularly poor party and contains small nuggets of corn or peanuts, to add texture so one "feels it" on it's way out. Should never be used in conjunction with a "Cleveland Steamer" or a "Pittsurgh Platter."
Oh man, I took one hell of a bowers this morning
The ring of fecal material around the toilet bowl above the water line that had been shot out of an asshole at a high velocity (often accompanied by diarrhea).
I bet that hot, wet shit I just took created a bowers.