A fork of Rural Dictionary
Brendon is a complete sex-hound and pervert, he typically fathers between eighteen and thirty children. Can also cause pregnancy in other males, don't ask how
Brenda: Hey what are you doing tonight? Heather: oh I'm going to Brendon's house Brenda: oh don't go there, half the school is carrying his children
Badass motherfucker who has a large penis but is a very nice guy quick with love but scared of love likes too fuck around even though he still catches feeling he's a great guy but has trouble showing emotion the only way he expressed emotion is through drawing and writing songs btw he is really good at writing songs he is very insecure at times but doesn't put up with shit you don't want to fuck with him cause he will whoop your ass and he is in love with family family is everything too him and he usually want to have 2 to 4 kids and will be very successful in life but he's also a dreamer and that can cause problems plus he's a nicotine addict
A creepy kid who will take pictures of his crush sleeping during middle school and will ask out every girl he can find, trying to get anyone. He can be funny but doesn't have the best looking face.
Kalvin: ya' should've given Brendon a chance Aubrey: he had a picture of Addie sleeping Mason: hey Brenon, they talking 'bout you? Brenon: no, they had a D in the name and I ain't taking no pictures of these girls. And I ain't a Brendon. I don't have no people afraid of me.