A fork of Rural Dictionary
(v.) The act of handing in improvised work that you probably did the night before.
(n.) BS is improvised work with which the writer has no care for.
(v.) Yeah... I bullshited that essay, who cares if I fail.
(n.) This work is absolute BS, did you even care?!
Stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense. See Algebra II and Logarithm.
"When will I ever need these bullshit logarithms in the real world?"
"Algebra II is bullshit."
1. When someone has no fucking clue what they are talking about, Yet insists on trying to get others to belive him/her.
Sarah - How the hell did Amanda get so popular all of the sudden?
Jenna - Oh, shes bullshitting about relationships again..
when something is a lie or wrong, or just some shit a cow let loose
thats a load of bullshit, wow that cow had a whole lot of bullshit
Something that is able to be completed using bullshit.
That assignment was so bullshitable. I just faked a bunch of analysis and I got an A.
To bullshit the well, shit; to have absolutely no idea what you are talking about yet convincing yourself and others that you do.
Zach: This totally blows! I only have 3 out of 5 pages I need for this essay!
Steve: Dude, you need to bullshitize two more pages and you'll be fine!
Zach: Great idea man!