A fork of Rural Dictionary
DWIGHTE SCHRUTE AND MIMI FROM DREW CAREY WERE BUMPING UGLIES LAST NIGHT, IT WAS NASTY!
Fornicating in the doggy style position wherein the booty has a rather large amount of pimples.
I flipped her over and realized I was going to be bumping uglies
the act of two ugly people having sex
Lisa; " Did you hear about Juliana and Eric?"
Kelly; "Yeah I heard they've been bumping uglies for a while now!"
"Bumping Uglies" is when two unattractive people are copulating, and, the average person would be repulsed to witness such an act.
Of course the word 'unattractive' is really a relative concept isn't it.
God, I can't imagine my parents "doing it", they're a couple of 'bumping uglies'.
When big tootsie and meme lord do the dirty
Is tootsie n lord bumping uglies?
It’s a synonym for sexual Intercourse being that the uglies are a male and female genitals (private area) and bumping together
Are you bumping the uglies with latia
When two straight guys bump and rub their uglies together.
(Straight guys by definition don't appreciate the beauty of male genitalia therefore rendering them ugly in their perspective)
Josh and Nick got so wasted they started to bump uglies on the living room floor.