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when you lay on your back, and ejaculate into your belly button and have someone suck it out through a straw.
When will I get my "carton of milk" mom?
when you're old enough for it to not be illegal.
A cartonable offence is defined by an incident causing an avoidable disruption to users and/or services.
This may include re-doing work already completed by another employee.
Service Calls excessively past deadline, personal milestones, certifications, role changes, corporate support, leavers may be considered a Cartonable Offense
An Irish girl. Great at sex. NOT a leprechaun.
She is Louisa Carton.
When you milk a bong so good, it becomes a milk carton.
You're milking the shit out of that bong John, that's a damn milk carton right there.
The female version of a tea-bag, in which a girl puts her genital area over another person's face.
Commonly spoken in verb form. (Egg-cartoning)
As males have a bag-shaped genital region for a tea-bag, women have ovaries that carry eggs, therefore, it is an egg carton.
Dude, that chick totally just tea-bagged that other chick in the face!
Naw, man, she's a girl; she egg-cartoned her.
Wow, that was a nasty egg carton.