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Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

by MC Flunk August 25, 2008

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual act of shitting on ones chest, during or after intercourse.

Dude I gave her a cleveland steamer last night.

by Joe Tennn November 06, 2006

cleveland steamer

The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate

I gave her a cleveland steamer last night. It got a little bit messy.

by MadHat December 18, 2004

cleveland steamer

The act of defecating on the chest of one's partner and then performing a rocking motion while sitting in the feces in an attempt to spread the feces out in a steam roller like fashion.

Glen performed a cleveland steamer on Brittany because she was a ho fo sho.

by fdkj May 14, 2008

cleveland steamer

The act of making sweet love to a woman, waiting until she goes to sleep, defecating on her chest, taking a five dollar bill from her purse and then bolting from the area.

She was complaining to her friends that she had gone to bed with a new man and awakened to a large fresh pile of feces on her chest and that five dollars missing from her purse. Her friends were barely able to contain their laughter as they informed her that he had been the recipient of the mythical cleveland steamer.

by Grande John June 25, 2006

cleveland steamer

A cleveland steamer isn't what everyone else on this site thinks it is, apparently. Popularized by Tenacious D, the idea has as of late been it's just taking a dump on your lover's chest. This is incorrect. A cleveland steamer is the result of tit-fucking, you take a shit first and don't wipe your ass, then titfuck your girlfriend and it leaves a streak of shit on her stomach.

Billy dropped a cleveland steamer on Mandy after their hot love session.

by ryonekora July 30, 2008

cleveland steamer

Similar to a Hot Carl, in that you make a deposit on your partner's torso, most often during fellatio (if the woman is receiving) or cunningulus (if the man is receiving). What distinguishes the "Steamer" from the Hot Carl is that following the deposit, you slide back and forth on the deposit to smear it into the partner.

Sheila and I both needed a shower after I gave her a Cleveland Steamer.

by Stubacca March 03, 2006