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Clod

A stupid person

Your the cloddiest clod clodding around like a clod

by Thor ic June 10, 2018

Clod

A moron, someone who cannot do anything right.

You clod! You couldn't even wash your hands after you took a dump!

by xXPussyAnihilatorXx July 20, 2018

clod

1) A total and complete bastard
2) A phewlish one
3) Someone gullable

See clodhopper

1) You father was a clod
2) Josh went and made a clod of himself.
3) That clod is so gullable, I told him Iraq won the war. Ha.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

Clod

A clod is even better than a cloud

Clod clod cloddity clodclod

by Victory royale for Biden January 06, 2021

Clod

1. An informal insult used to call someone stupid.

2. an annoying ass bitch in that movie elemental i want to burn that motherfucker an act of god or an act of clod bitch an act of satan shut the fuck up i hope you shoot urself u fat ass bitch ur head built like the roundy head on roblox you dumb motherfucker get electricuted or some shit u fruity lil bitch ur voice actor sounds like he got botched plastic surgery on his lips why did they even try to add hair onto him like damn that shit furrier than a fursuit bro he couldnt even shave that shit he prob rips it out and starts jerking off with it

Peridot: You... YOU CLOD!

Yellow Diamond: gweeggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggrwwwaddddddddddsggrwadgwgsagg

by bigpoofan312 July 01, 2023

Clod

Nicer way to say mother fucker

Your a damn clod!

by Chara D. December 30, 2016

Clod

Used in Steven Universe, a clod is a term for a stupid person. However, it can also mean a chunk of earth.
In both instances it is used as a noun

Example 1:
1: *trips and falls downstairs*
2: “God you’re such a clod.”

Example 2:
1: “can you please get that clod out so I can plant this?”

by SuccSuccMan May 06, 2020