A fork of Rural Dictionary
An altered state of being, whether it be chemically enhanced or a result of sleep deprivation and/or sensory overload. Usually occurs in the midst of and/or aftermath of a rowdy social engagement or bender (e.g. a music festival spanning one or more days, consecutive nights of exposure to alcohol and drugs in combination with loud music of an assorted variety, &c.)
Example 1- Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning? Dude: No, what? Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo. Dude: Are you kidding me? Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo. Dude: He is fucking cooked. Example 2- Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas? Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke. Dude: Man, he is cooking it!
Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.
Yo you got soo cooked last night Yeah man I yakked everywhere and now my white shirt is yellow
Verb: To engage in producting a form of methamphetamine (see Meth.)
Tweaker 1: Hey man, we're out of dope! Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
When you have pushed your body beyond exhaustion or you are very sick but still keep pushing yourself.
He is cooked but he is still working.