A fork of Rural Dictionary
There was a definition here, but Chuck Norris found it to be less than satisfying. He proceeded to kill the author and bang his wife, and the dog.
Chuck Norris invented Judisim. When Jesus turned water into wine, Chuck Norris thought it tasted shitty so he roundhouse kicked Jesus and he died. Ever since then, the Jews are afraid to believe in Jesus.
One of the most overrated action stars to ever exist. The only reason for his success in anything is his coming into contact with Bruce Lee.
Random Idiot: "Dude, God created the world in 6 days;then Chuck Norris took over." CommonSense: Chuck Norris facts were funny for about a second. Random Idiot: *Head explodes*
The act of the Chuck Norris is as follows (only people who own a Total Gym should attempt this act, or serious injury could be incurred) Just before ejaculation, rip your dick through the condom, cum on your foot, and roundhouse kick your bitch in the face. When she says "What the fuck?", say "Don't mess with Texas."
Last night your mom was gettin crazy so I chuck norrised her and she calmed down.
After having sex with your girlfriend, roundhouse kick her in the face and get out.
My bitch used teeth, so i gave her a good ol' Chuck Norris
No man can describe such a word. Some say that he is a devout christian. He lays in his bed at night and waits for Jesus to pray to him.
Jesus: Hey, umm, Chuck? May I call you Chuck? Chuck Norris: What is it Jesus: Hey, uh, can you, uh, please stop swimming on land, you're making me look bad. Sorry for the notice.... (Awkward Pause) Jesus: NAW! Jus kidding man..... :(
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream CHUCK NORRIS!!!
Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff's mom last week when I gave her a Chuck Norris.