A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun. Sudden paralysis accompanied by an utter inability to vocalize that is triggered when the victim is called upon to speak in public. Often accompanied by a persistent erection in adolescent males.
Jim got a bad case of The Chudes in front of the Junior class assembly.
adj-
1.lame
2.casuing more discomfort than pleasure
3.used up, or damaged past desirable use.
(1. or 2.)That party we went to last night in Albuquerque without electricity was chude.
(3.,1.) Brah, there is no fuckin way im going to rent these chude skiis from this chude shop.
CHUDE = A chick in the process of becoming a dude.
CHASE: I'm a chude. I take 5 shots of testosterone a day. I have the testosterone level of a 16 year old boy. Hey, what the fuck are you lookin' at ASSHOLE?!
GOLDEN: Hey chude, don't get teste with me. Obviously you can't handle all that testoterone the doc is giving you. You better have him cut back a shot or two. If you start a fight with me that testosterone won't help you chude. Calm down. Peace. Let's be friends.
A chav (somone who thinks they rule all humanity) crossed with a gumpus that thinks they're rude and hard. They're probably not. A female chude will probably be wearing heavy eyeliner, a scowl and carry a burbury handbag. A male will have a TN cap on, be standing outside shopping centres and shouting abuse. They usually hang in big packs. It's for protection, in case a REAL rude comes along and starts talking to them. This would scare them and they would run away and hide. If you or someone you love has been in contact with a chude, don't worry. They are losers.
Chude:Haha! That girl is wearing no eyeliner. Ha! What a chav
Real rude:Hey what you doing?
Chude: Er...Nothing. (scurries away.)
Rude: Oh! I just met a chude.
1) n. A man pretending to be a woman. The conjunction of chic and dude the result of which is a chic-dude or chude. Literally a man-woman.
2) v. prog. The act or process of partnering with a man-woman.
There's this bar downtown that's loaded with chudes.
I'm only a few sakes in and I'm chudin' up already!