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Clintonized

Somebody being suicided because they had dirt on important people

Epstein was Clintonized

by Ritch Goldenshits February 23, 2020

Clinton

Semen produced through engaging in oral sex.

1) Wipe that clinton off your chin.

2) Monica had clinton stains on her dress and had to send it to the cleaners.

by quaoar April 01, 2006

clinton

(n) Town in central Massachusetts with the unique distinction of having the most bars per capita of any community in the United States.

"Hey, is Angie's in Clinton still in business? That's a great bar!"

by KazamaSmokers August 06, 2006

Clinton

A talented individual. Probably gifted at one of the arts. Has a bad mouth but cares about you on the inside. Clinton's just aren't great at being transparent with how they feel. If you know a Clinton give them a hug (or a drink) because they most likely need it.

"Yeah man...he's such a Clinton."

by Ballslurpee August 31, 2020

Clintonization

The assassination, murder, or mysterious, quesitonable disappearance or death of a person or persons that have evidence to charge, prosecute, or deface Hillary or EX-President Bill Clinton.

All the parnters associated with Hillary Clinton's real estate scandal were victims of Clintonization.

source http://prorev.com/legacy.htm

ARKANSAS SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME

- Number of persons in the Clinton machine orbit who are alleged to have committed suicide: 9
- Number known to have been murdered: 12
- Number who died in plane crashes: 6
- Number who died in single car automobile accidents: 3
- Number of one-person skiing fatalities: 1
- Number of key witnesses who have died of heart attacks while in federal custody under questionable circumstances: 1
- Number of unexplained deaths: 4

by - Red-Blooded Patriot September 01, 2008

Clintonized

Using a cigar for other purposes than smoking.

Monica was clintonized by her boyfriend and she enjoyed it!

by wordmaven October 14, 2005

Clintonize

To whack somebody - political opponent esp., or someone who exposes your crimes, such as Anthony Bourdain or Jeffery Epstein; usually by faked suicide or car crash.

That Bourdain guy has gone too far, we gotta Clintonize him and fast...

by Carl Davidson November 29, 2020