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When you look in the fridge, find nothing appetizing to eat and just continue to stare blankly towards the back of the firdge in a coma like state as if something delicious will appear right before your very eyes.
Kid #1) bro whats in the fridge i got the munchies. Bro? Dudeeee????Whats in the fukin FRIDGE!!!!??? Kid #2) Sorry i was in a fridge coma, we don't got jack shit.
A coma week is a week in which the participant will spend the entire time drunk - going out every night of the week, getting drunk, returning home, sleeping and then eating a fry up and starting drinking again in preparation for the next night of drunkenness. It is so named because after 7 days of near-constant drinking, the participant will be in a state that resembles a coma - unconscious and unresponsive to stimuli
Steve and Dean decided to celebrate their graduation by doing a coma week.
When you have fallen in a deep sleep that is incredibly hard to awaken from because of the bomb dick you received the previous night
I've finally awaken from dick coma.
When the pussy so good you fall into a deep sleep after sex and don't even remember falling asleep.
pussy coma Damn, that cat was so good it put me in a pissy coma and I don't even remember falling asleep.
A coma induced by comsuming an amazing bowl of Vietnamese Noodles known as Pho. Symptons; drowsiness, happyness, orgasms, blurred vision, lazyness, and the smell of pho on your clothes.
Shaun, Dez, & Kel, have frequent near death experiences due to driving home at 3a.m. with a pho coma.
A coldplay coma is when someone locks themselves up in a dark room, curls up into a ball engulfed by a blanket, (can sometimes be in a bed but often times happens over a heating vent) and listens to coldplay for hours on end. Someone usually has a coldplay coma to clam themselves down after a depressing, stressful or traumatic event.
After she broke up with him, he went into a coldplay coma in his room.