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Cock Burger With Cheese

The act of cutting of your unsanatized male genitalia and frying it medium rare on a gas powered grill then smashing it with a hammer afterwards. This would most likely result in placing it on a hamburger bun. (Note it's unsanatized so there will be plenty of dick cheese on the burger, thus it's a burger with cheese).

Paul: Damn john how did you make that cock burger? John: Dude... it's a Cock Burger WITH CHEESE and I just watched BME pain Olympics for a how to video and it was easy. I''m thinking of serving it up to my girl this weekend so don't get too jealous. Paul: Ahh my bad bro. Nice cock burger with cheese.

by HowDoYouThinkOfThisShit? April 22, 2017

Cock cheese

Cock rust is when you yellow stuff formed around your bellend when you haven’t wash your penis in a long time

Aww let me suck you off. Ewww what is that yellow stuff aw that’s just my cock cheese just suck around it no your fucking idiot you need to wash that and make sure you get in between the foreskin

by Cock cheeese May 16, 2018

Cock Cheese

ADJ: A commonly used word to describe gay niggers that have dried nut near the genital region and outside the scrotum.

Example of Cock Cheese: Ewwww, Dontavious the gay kid from class fucked Jeremy and I can see Cock Cheddar running down his leg!!!!!

by WhitePowerEnslaver January 08, 2022

Cock Cheese

What your mother puts on her bagels for breakfast.

This morning, after banging all night, I offered your mom some cream cheese or butter for her bagel. She said "no thanks, I prefer cock cheese", and scraped some off my unit.

by That Dude Who Knows January 03, 2021