A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used for those retarded and easily distracted folk.
I think my brother is a Colten.
person #1: whose that fag over there
person #2: oh thats colten
He is a skin little kid that play fornite 24/7 of his life and white af and has some friends but still a cool guy
the soccer mom of the group who conveniently the same height as every tree they walk by. Carries a large bag of meatballs under his coat at all times. Will eat whole carrots out the bag while on break
1: who’s that tall dude chomping on the meatballs?
2: Colten
A fag that prides himself on taking advantage of people for his own personal monetary or social benefit. Enjoys being a chatty kathy on other people because he really does not have any friends and people can't stand his presence. This guy is probably the worst person you should choose to be friends with because he will offer you nothing, but will take everything he can from you. This guy should make a living at cutting peoples tires.
That Colten used me to take my woman
Some homeless guy you find on the street playing fortnite
Colten: “Hey kids do you want to play fortnite?”