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princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag

The iconic FRIENDS TV show not only showed us the importance of having close friends... but if you were ever thinking of chaning your name with your S.O, Princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is the name for you :)

1. "I love you, princess Consuela bananahamock"
" And I love crap...."

as you can see, princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is used in everyday sweet talk.

by holopuff April 30, 2019

Consuela male

A being above an alpha male, with immense power. They need more lemon pledge yet cannot buy it themselves. SUPER RARE.

Misser John: "Go by lemon pledge yourself"
Consuela Male: "Nó... nó"

Alpha Male: "I saw a Consuela male and pissed myself from fear"

by Father🫃 January 05, 2024