A fork of Rural Dictionary
The infamous act of taking a solid dump on the crapper while smoking your favourite Joint/Cigarette
I was chilling in the john, croaking my lungs out when my mother called me to take out the trash.
"CROAKING A THONG" This is done by waiting until the end of a long, hot summers day. Grasp the Thong at the top. Pull at a medium to fast pace. This will cause a "CROAKING" noise when the thong rubs against the ass cheeks, which are moisty.
Kinda like rubbing your hand down a foggy window. Or like a croaking bull frog looking for love.