A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A male's penis.
A. Having a large penis
2. A female's Vagina.
a. Having a deep vagina
3. Hiding Genitals or oral sex.
4. Vagital sex
5. Anal Sex (Gay or straight)
1. He's playing with his Croch Meat.
A. Heavy Croch Meat.
2. She's poking her Croch Meat.
a. Hollow Croch Meat
3. Putting away that/the Croch Meat.
4. Croch Meat Sandwich.
5. Croch Meat Salad.
unspeakable bugs living in the croch
man i pulled her pants off and out of the deep came the croch critters
Another term for a females hormonal activity formally known as a menstrual cycle or commonly referred to as a period. It is the cycle of natural changes that occurs in the uterus and ovary as an essential part of making sexual reproduction possible.
When a girl gets the kool-aid croch, stay away.
An abortion survivor that lives in its mother's croch starved of sunlight and nutrition.
"I was going down on this 36 year old waffle house waitress, and her croch gremlin popped out and but me in the nose."
A subject of which a human has pushed from their nether regions.
I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.