A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your spooning with a girl, and you manage to slip your penis inside her vagina and you both fall asleep, and it just sits in there and marinates, just like a crock pot.
"Man I was so tired last night I got behind my girl and managed to get it in, but we just crock potted because we were so tired.
A crock pot is releasing a loose stool while bathing with another person.
How many times have you been in a bathtub or a jacuzzi with a girl after having a few drinks and you have to take a massive shit? Do your business, get out of the tub and yell CROCK POT BITCH!
Can anyone say beef stew?!
To fart into a sheet and then toss it on the face of the one next to you.
Her snoring was pissing me off, so i crock potted her.
A hot or desirable female ass, preferably on the big or voluptuous side
"I wanna get all up in that crock pot..."
Farting in a hot shower, the smell rises until the water stream pulls it with the water to the bottom of the shower, where the steam pulls it up to your nose. The running shower repeats the process creating a crock pot effect
Man I crock potted my self in the shower this morning!
a woman who is a "slow cooker," has to process "stew" her anger over a long period of time before she will express it to her mate
Bob: Why the long face, Herman?
Herman: My wife's a crock pot.
Bob: She found out you blew the tax return on your new Harley, huh?
Herman: Yep, now I've got to wait three days before I hear, "We've got to talk."
Bob: Yowza! Hey, since you've got three days, let's go to Vegas.
When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.
I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.