A fork of Rural Dictionary
the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.
"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."
you absolutely ate something (in a good way) ; similar to saying “you ate!” or “they ate” etc.
example one:
person 1: *wearing a nice dress*
person 2: “wow you absolutely MONCH CRONCHed😍”
person 1: “thank you so much! that’s the best compliment i could ever receive”
person 2: “you’re so welcome i’m an amazing person, i know💁🏽 ♀️“
When you fart into a females genital
Dude I cronch queefed in Dylan’s mom 5 times last night
The british way of saying chip
Oi mate these americans call our crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch's chips? Weird
The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.
" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"
The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.
" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"
When you get a wedgie so far up your ass that you have anal contusions
That bully pulled my underwear and gave me a nasty cronch