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When a chick is giving two guys a ski job (sitting in between them, jerking them both off) then crosses her arms so she switches the hand she is using on each guy and continues to jerk them off.
Me and my buddy were getting a ski job from this chick last night and then she dropped a killer crossover on us.
Crossover thrash (or crossover) is a face-melting combination of thrash metal and hardcore punk. It was started in the 80's by bands such as Dirty Rotten Imbeciles, Stormtroopers of Death, and Corrosion of Conformity. Crossover is scorchingly fast, with simple metallic riffs and more punk-influenced vocals. It is more punky than typical thrash metal, but it is more metallic than most hardcore punk (outside of grindcore). Crossover Thrash is similar to Metalcore, but there are differences. Crossover is faster, punkier, and overall not as heavy, with shouted vocals; while metalcore is more mid-tempo and heavier, with screamed or growled vocals. Bands include: Dirty Rotten Imbeciles, Corrosion of Conformity, Stormtroopers of Death, Suicidal Tendencies, and What Happens Next?
something a yellow Labrador once said
BoJack Horseman and Mr. Peanutbutter in the same room — What is this, a crossover episode?
The way in which characters from multiple series of games, TV, books, Etc. are placed together to such a extreme that it becomes completely illogical. For example Sonic, Mario, The Doctor, A OC (original characters), ect. are all together.
Jesus this fanfiction is crossover hell!
Crossover Thrash (or Crossover) is a face-melting, brain-pounding combination of thrash metal and hardcore punk. It was started in the mid 1980s by bands like the Dirty Rotten Imbeciles, Stormtroopers of Death, and Corrosion of Conformity. Crossover Thrash is often blindingly fast, with simple, metallic riffing, and punk-influenced shouting. Crossover is simpler, punkier, and not as heavy as typical thrash metal; but heavier and faster than typical hardcore punk. Crossover and Metalcore are similar, but different, as both are hardcore punk - heavy metal fusions. But Crossover is faster and not as heavy, with punky shouted vocals; while metalcore is more mid-tempo and heavier, with screamed and/or growled vocals.
Crossover Thrash is amazing, man!
When an individual changes his/her personality to the extreme after having a child, causing this person to completely change his/her group of friends. This can be due to drastic lifestyle changes such as no longer going to clubs, or drastic changes in opinion. Because of the changes attributed to "parent crossover," many people who get married/have kids before age 25 end up breaking up friendships/ties with those who haven't had kids yet. In many cases, the person was the most promiscuous and drank the most of all of their friends, but completely do a 180 after having the child, next proceeding to criticize their friends who drink/go out, etc. In some cases the person undergoes this change for the best interest of the child. In other cases, they are simply jealous that all their friends get to go out when they can't.
Woman before parent crossover....... Friend 1: What's the big deal they were making with swine flu? Friend 2: Yea a couple of years ago, everyone was too afraid to go to the mall. Dude, it's just like the normal flu! Woman before parent crossover: Yea, I'd say it's less severe than the normal flu! Woman after parent crossover......... Friend 1: What's the big deal they were making with swine flu? Friend 2: Yea a couple of years ago, everyone was too paranoid about that Woman after parent crossover: Oh no! I think swine flu is a huge deal! I want to do the best to protect my baby boy! You guys don't understand because you aren't a parent! Oh, my poor baby boy, everyone should drop everything to worry for my poor baby boy! Blah blah blah! OR Woman before parent crossover: Friend 1: Are you ok, Sally? Woman before parent crossover: Oh, man, I got so wasted at the club tonight! And I made out with 3 guys! (Throws up and stumbles everywhere) Friend 2: I hope Sally's ok! Woman after parent crossover: Friend 1: Who wants to go out tonight? Friend 2: Sure, I'm up Woman after parent crossover: Oh, no! Going out is so tacky! Everyone who goes to clubs is just a cheap ho. You guys obviously have nothing better to do than to just go to clubs and get wasted and talk to a bunch of guys! I'm at home taking care of my baby boy! Friend 1: What's up with Sally? Friend 2: She's already had the parent crossover. :(
A crossover SUV, crossover, or "SUV coupe" is basically a normal SUV with less storage space, headroom, and seats that's trying to be more "sporty" but failing miserably. Some could also be described as a hatchback or estate/station wagon that's been lifted and made to look bigger while adding a sloping roof, making it in fact smaller on the inside. Crossovers usually have the features of virtually no offroad capability, a high centre of gravity, more weight than a normal car, worse fuel economy than they'd have if they were lower (i.e. if they were a wagon or a hatchback), a higher price, and fucking hideous appearances. Crossovers tend to be driven by: -people with weird taste -people with vision impairment -people who easily fall victim to the seductive whisperings of car salespeople -soccer moms -people who think they're better than everyone and thus need to sit high up, no matter the cost -people who have a large disposable income and so little interest in what car they drive that their sheer lack of taste is perceptible to the naked eye -Americans -mindless trend-followers -people with 2 children who couldn't possibly fit in the back of a normal car, SUV, or minivan with the same amount of or more seats and more rear headroom
Person 1: *looks out the window* Person 1: *throws up* Person 2: Why is Person 1 throwing up? Person 3: She saw a 2015 Mercedes GLE Coupe driving past. Y'know, the crossover SUV? Person 2: Ah, understandable. It's sad really, how people can't think for themselves and mindlessly buy what's being marketed to them as "better" when in actuality it's much worse, both practically and visually. Also how that is having the effect of car companies making more and more of them, polluting the landscape of our crumbling modern world with these monstrosities. And they're making less of the actually good ones for people who like cars, or who just want something decent to drive about in. Person 1: Anyway, shall we get going? Person 3: Yes, let us get into Person 1's 1997 Volvo 850 T-5R Estate with 7 seats, enough storage space for twelve and a half dead bodies, a top speed of 245 km/h, better fuel economy than a 2013 BMW X6 xDrive35i, and gorgeous looks, that has not once fallen over whilst swerving to avoid a deer or small child. And next, if I would be so bold as to suggest it, allow us to drive it downtown, permitting the maze of SUVs and half-SUVs doesn't block the view so much so that we no longer behold the privilege of gazing upon the direction in which we are headed without visual impediment. Person 1: Yes, let's do that.