A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the worst things you can call someone. One step above a moth.
That bouncer at Chalk is the biggest crumb.
To get high off baked goods containing hash.
I got so crumbed off hash cookies last night!
a term used to describe a human-being that has a total lack of morals and respect for girl/people and their property. Crumbs normally get wasted and engage in the following activities, opening people’s mail, taking advantage of women, stealing alcohol from Koren bars, spitting on people, puking on people’s property, exposure of male genitalia, and spitting on people. Mostly smoke Newports.
Synonyms: Man-whore; jerk; tool; jack-ass; loaf of bread; moldy bread, slice of bread, and/or crust.
Example: next morning after a crazy night: “Yo, last night I was sucha crumb, sucha crumb! Me and my buddy Kyle totally peed all over some guys bathroom, it was soo gross. Wanna see the video?”
1. A soft, small, flesh-colored skin flap on the neck, armpits, or groin 2. A benign skin growth, often found near the anus or on the perineum
Friend #1: "Dude, I finally banged that chick last night."
Friend #2: "Get outta here! She got a crumb?"