Country Dictionary

The bottom portion of a platter from Long John Silver's. The best and most Yarr-Gasmic Portion of the meal

"Yarr! those Crumblies just gave me a Yarr-Gasmin!!"

When something is messed up, not right, jacked up, not cool or not fair its a crumble. It can replace any of those sayings.

Awww man that's crumble!!!!!!!

to break into small fragments or crumbs

Look,Syria streets crumbling after the Russian air strikes

little annoying bits of something, little remains

when she opened the box of cereal she discovered only crumblies left over

To shoot your load too early or to back out of a sexual act

James as if you crumbled, that girl was mint!

Used to describe something that is decadant and well recieved. Pertains to the crumb-like nature of delicious baked goods.

"I'll tell you what, after the week I had at work, last Sunday was very crumbly."

When having sex for the first time in a while (usually because you are a loser) and the debris in your pubes "crumble" and fall off/out of your pubes. Debris such as dandruff, dust, mold, dirst, and in some cases dried cum from uncontrolled masturbation events.

Girl 1: So i heard you had sex last night
Girl 2: Yeah but it was obviously the guys first time in a while
Girl1: Why, did he crumble?
Girl 2: He crumbled the whole time!