A fork of Rural Dictionary
A vegetarian.
I can't date John any more. He is a total Kale Cruncher, I can't live without meat!
A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut
Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night
Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.
Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.
One whose primary vocation is dealing with numeric data. Examples of professions that might be referred to as number crunchers are accountant, data processor, statistician, mathemetician, etc.
I'm so glad I'm not a number cruncher like those poor bastards in the statistics division.
A surprise sideways leap by an individual delivered to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating a new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulation of mindfulness in the recipient in order to gain a new awareness. The bemusement to the individual may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or even for life.
1. He was badly in need of a leap cruncher.
2. That was the most intense leap cruncher I have ever witnessed.
A person who is not a hippie, but into organic products and cares about the earth. They may wear birkenstocks with wool socks, mostly don't wear makeup, and are a genuinely laid back and cool group. You want tolerance? They won't go through the effort of causing drama - they'd rather be hiking.
A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.