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crusade

War fought by Western Europe to stop the encroching Muslium Armies of the East, also to regain Spain from the earlier Muslium conquest.

Due to the Attack on the Byzentine Empire the Roman Pope called for a Crusade to help the Eastern Empire defend itself.

by wes July 24, 2003

Crusade

What President Bush says when he forgets his scripted answer and makes an accidental allusion to the most significant form of religious imperialism of all time.

Reporter: Well Mr. Bush, what are we going to do about these terrorists? Bush: Well, we're going to conduct a crusade... Reporter: *Cringe*

by JP May 02, 2004

Crusader

A term that has gained prominence in the Western media and Muslim networks (such as Al-Jazeera and Al-Arabya) since the September 11, 2001, attacks prompted the production and release of audio tapes by jihadists (some of whom are in the terrorist network al-Qaeda, aka The Base) in which Western governments, and their military forces, are referred to as The Crusaders. Presumably, this is a throwback to Medieval times when Christian states in Europe occupied Muslim lands in the name of religion while actually promoting old-fashioned Roman-style imperialism. "Imperialists" and "Crusaders" are interchangeably used in the audio tapes, videos, and published statements of terrorist and jihadist leaders throughout the middle east.

"The crusader war against Islam has intensified. The world is split into two. Part of it is under the head of infidels, Bush, and the other half under the banner of Islam," it said." “The blockade which the West is imposing on the government of Hamas proves that there is a Zionist, crusaders’ war on Islam,” said the tape, which U.S. intelligence officials think is authentic.

by Joeyscock February 08, 2011

Crusading

Driving an unreasonable and ironically long distance for fast food, generally krispy kreme

Chandler and I are going crusading later this week.

by cdixon619 December 03, 2020

crusader

a crusader, someone who tries their best when everyone around them is superior in skill.

Andrew Oakden (rugby league player) Andrew was a crusader in today's game. Very impressive

by Gym monkey June 02, 2011

Crusade

Phrase used by right-wing conservative teenagers. Mostly boys. Used in context to purge annoyances.

Hey these libtard thots are getting on my nerves we need to go on another crusade. These stupid freshmen think they are funny, we need another crusade.

by B O O F passer May 13, 2019

Crusaders

Crusaders - best team in the super 12- based in Christchurch New Zealand

Man did you see the crusaders game 2day? They kicked the highlander ass man

by Goats anon January 16, 2004