A fork of Rural Dictionary
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i would date a guy named curtis
Curtis a usually the most handsome black male you'll ever meet, a great best friend, athletic and smart. Although just his smile will melt your heart, get on his bad side and sgit will get real. People mistake this godly handsome being for a player, but beneath his A1 sexual activity he's just the shit.
Damn Hilary..i had me a curtis last night mmmh
Verb. To pull a Curtis is to agree to do something then, when the actual time comes, to not turn up. Then, when questioned about not turning up, to give a terrible -- yet vaguely believable -- excuse as to why you could not.
Person 1: "Yeah, yeah, spanking on Thursday... Yeah, yeah I'll be there."
Person 2: "Dammit, he didn't turn up. He totally pulled a Curtis on us!"
"Curtis" - Part of Speech = verb, Other forms: Curtising, Curtised
Definition: To consider all possible outcomes of a particular situation or course of action to the point of excess; usually associated with those of the astrological sign, Libra; never in balance, but makes the individual an excellent Student Advisor
He's Curtising again!
A blond Ginger who is really hyper
Me: You see that Curtis kid over there
her: yea, i find him real attractive