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Corporate Cuttlefish

A person, typically lacking principles and/or integrity who demonstrates duplicitous behaviour in order to climb the corporate ladder, contradicting their true thoughts/beliefs in the process.

Similar to the male cuttlefish that has been observed swimming between a female and a rival male displaying different messages to both of them. On his left half, the one the female could see, he flashed zebra-stripe courtship colours to advertise his interest. But on his right half, facing the rival male, he flashed the mottled colours of a female. As far as the competitor was concerned, he was swimming next to two females, oblivious to the act of cross-dressing/seduction going on right next to him. The cheater, meanwhile, prospers.

Look at that group of corporate cuttlefish brown-nosing management's latest harebrained initiative.

by Janonamouse March 08, 2021

Callie Cuttlefish

God

I worship Callie Cuttlefish because she is best Squid Sister

by theMEKApilotsyoudon’tknow April 08, 2023

The cuttlefish of Cthulu

A very large flaccid penis.

"Oh.. My.. Gawd, Jessica! Zane got pantsed at PE, his dick was like the cuttlefish of Cthulu!"

by xDark_Alleyx01 February 13, 2016

Hot Butter Cuttlefish

When a white girl hooks up with a Sri Lankan guy and subsequently pisses all over the floor and/or the bean bag sitting upon it.

That bitch just hot butter cuttlefished Tariq.

by Tommy Trojan Woot Woot February 09, 2009

Cuttlefish That Loves Diving

The amazing writer that gave us gems like Throne of magical arcana and Lord of mysteries has a wonderful sense of humor and I LOVE HIM also one of his works broke the steampunk theme record and was permanently collected by the national library of china.

I love Cuttlefish That Loves Diving i love all of his works!!

by Aljun the Pan Crafter December 21, 2022

cuttlefish k hole

A rubber vessel that facilitates joy.

I went to the local supermarket and they were out of anything resembling a cuttlefish k hole.

by nosferatube February 19, 2018

cuttlefish style

During a gangbang, all the males ejaculate into the lady's mouth, she separates their sperms and swallow only one guy's sperm. Then she splits out the rest.
The name comes from cuttlefish females, who collect several portions of sperm but uses only one to lay eggs.

The new football coach is a slut. She tried cuttlefish style with the team, and guess what? I was the chosen one!

by Fake Guy Albert October 04, 2017