A fork of Rural Dictionary
when the seat of a bicycle or similar object claims the virginity of its rider
that guy was subject to bike seat deflowering
A weird-ass emo guy who likes to D.P. Senator John Kerry with Levi Callderon all day and all night without any regard to getting back to UNO.
Where is Senator John today?
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.
The act of slitting your wrist vertically
please go home and deflower yourself