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The point where you are so fed up with your high-speed computer being stupidly slow because of all the viruses you've picked up, half of them being virus-stoppers themselves, that your anger bursts and you ultimately DESTROY your computer's monitor, and kick the computer section underneath to death.
Friend: "What's wrong?" Friend at computer: "My computer's being TOO F-ING SLOW!!!" Friend: "Why don't you walk away?" Friend at computer: "BECAUSE IT'S TOO F-ING SLOW!!!" Friend: "???" Friend at computer: "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! ARGH!!!" Friend: "Dude, calm down." Friend at computer: (looking insane)"Must... destroy... AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!" *throw heavy magnet at monitor in frustration, then kicks that crap out of the computer box*
Term used to describe a state of mind/body.
After one hit of ecstacy ole josh was destroyed. I knew the xtc had him destroyed cause he balled up in the floor for 3 hours.
End the existence of something.. or someone by damaging or attacking it.
" last night I DESTROYED that pussy!"
A common metaphor used in forums, blogs and chatrooms to describe a follow-up state of "destructive" laughter. It means to get so stupified and overwhlemed by a comment, reply, joke or jargon that it ultimately "destroys" you with humor.
{Random text messaging conversation:} Person A: Aw, man, you have jury duty? That sucks, dude. Person B: Yea... Person A: You better hope they don't summon you! Person B: Oh, they won't. I can see things before they actually happen. I'm gonna start singing chinese chants and drop to the floor in seizure. Just call me Miss Cleo. Person A: What the ... ?! *DESTROYED* That is crazy. Person B: Exaaactly. No one likes these types of ppl on jury. Person A: Lol, I guess.
A euphemism for excreting bodily waste, especially in situations where such waste smells extremely vile.
Phil: I need to go destroy guys. Us: Really? 20 minutes later Phil: I just destroyed that restroom guys.