A fork of Rural Dictionary
A living organism commonly found on the lower part of the male body. It feeds off of your large intestine and grows very slowly over time. Doctors have a way of removing these, but it may be costly. The Dick is parasitic, but is only lethal if you touch it. It's body will rupture and you may feel a slight stimulation as it will begin to chew at your villi inside your entrails. A Dick has large pouches that grow beneath it that act as food storage, and grows with the Dick itself.
"I'd love to come to the party with you, but I just found out that I have a Dick. I'm going to go and see what the doctor can do about it."
1. a penis 2. a pepe 3. a sausage 4. a small pointy thing on men's front side 5. a big pointy thing on men's front side
Slang term for penis. Each and every man has one and he stores it between his legs. It's size can vary greatly, but most men will add a couple inches when referring to their own. Dicks are usually classified into three catagories: schlort, schledium, and schlong. A dick has a very tough life: His owner likes to jerk him around, his best friend's a pussy, and his neighbour's an asshole. Most hetrosexual men use their dick for sexual activities. Dick is also a colloquial term for an annoying man, or a nickname for a man named Richard.
Jane's boyfriend, Dick, was a total dick but she enjoyed sucking on his dick. Hey Richard, come here! Dick, let's go! I hate Joe Smith, he's such a dick! I have a long dick.
The president of the United States.
Donald Trump is such a dick.
The sexy long organ on a male that extends from between his legs, just above his sexy balls. There are several uses for this sexy device: 1. To seduce or draw in hot, sexy girls into having sex. 2. To have sex with a girl. 3. As a girl's toy, many girls like so suck on dicks. 4. To induce pleasure to the owner of said dick, mainly be having it be fondled, licked, kissed, sucked on, or inserted into the pussy of his girlfriend. 5. To get a girl hot and ready for sex by pressing it against her pussy while making out, thus turning her on.
Man, last night, i used my dick to do that girl so hard, she sucked on it so hard, i pressed it against her pussy to get her nice and hot before we had sex
Nothing more than a vaginal probe. Its where it belongs :)
My vagina is so gonna be stuffed tonight with Jared's titanic dick!