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to smoke dick, you must first light the tip of said penis, then, once the penis is fully lit, you can then proceed to "smoke dick." always remember to cradle the balls as doing so. inhale as deeply as you please, but remember, smoking dick is a gateway drug. the penis does not have to be erect but it is suggested.
boy 1: "bro did you just smoke dick? i can smell it on your breath."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."
boy 1: "woah bro, nice."
When an addict will perform sexual acts in exchange for drugs (especially crack).
That trick will smoke dick for a twenty piece.
Being a weird person or doing weird things
Why are you smoking dick bro
To waste large amounts of time doing nothing, while you should be productive.
"Are you doing your work?"
"No, I'm smoking dick."
"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."
(verb) (orgin: Chicago, Illinois)
1. is the act putting a penis in a blunt, of your choice and then proceeding to smoke it.
2. when you or a group of homsapiens are tweaking super hard.
Bro, you're tripping. Yo/Y'all ass(es) smoking dick.
They're not dropping Airpods 2, you smoking dick.