A fork of Rural Dictionary
The guy that has sex with your mom and treats you like a piece of dirt
"Andrew comes around here twice a week and acts like a dick hole step dad. Uses my XBox and eats all our food then leaves."
"I hate my dick hole stepdad"
(n) A person who likes to make bad jokes in public, usually sexual or homophobic, with intent to offend people for lulz. More commonly called trolls. These people usually do not have any friends who are not hooting dick holes, because anybody else would be repulsed by them.
"Although the player base can charitably be described as 'lively', and uncharitably described as 'a bunch of hooting dick holes'" - Yahtzee Crenshaw on Xbox Live Members
Soup made out of dickholes. Thinly sliced tips of dickholes. Similar to
Spaghettios. OR soul from a dickholes.
I'm starving, I could go for a steaming hot bowl of dick hole soup.
To be finely screwed over.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.
"I just checked the bank balance, we've been kicked in the dick hole!"
One who sticks his finger in his own dick hole. Fingering of the dick hole
Wow looky this Nave I can finger my dick hole mmmmmmmmmmm My own dick hole guy
A derogative term for the police.
The dick hole patrol got a road block.