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sexpension of disbelief

An IMPLICIT call on long-past sexual-favours for current or future moral-support which may run counter to the inclinations of all but a minority in the group.

-- Okay, so, like you know how, formerly, people might have many kids to insure for some old-age security? -- Yeah. -- Whereas now we have pensions... -- Okay.... -- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself. -- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends. -- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times. -- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!

by sukadog March 29, 2011