A fork of Rural Dictionary
D. Despicable. O. Opinionated N. Neglectful A. Antagonistic L. Ludicrous D. Demon T. Thoughtless R. Respected U. Ugly M. Manipulative P. Pervert
1. Noun: “Donald Trump is such an idiot.” 2. Adjective: “That person is such a donald trump.”
A bunny who eats a lot of carrots and nothing else. (He is orange).
Hillary: Hey Donald Trump why are you orange? Trump: Because I a bunny who eat carrots and only carrots!
He doesn't like China because they actually have a great wall
Can someone tell Donald Trump that the Chinese already beat him the "wall" idea?
A round Dorito that hates Chinese people due to the fact that he doesn't have a Great Wall and has ran for president.
-How the hell did a Dorito run for president? -It's not a Dorito, he's Donald Trump. -Oh.
Kid: Hey I just saw,”Orange is The New Black!” Me: Oh that’s great Kid: So, if orange is the new black, does that mean Obama is the president now? Me: Oh crap kid, you’ve got a point... I mean, Donald Trump DID create a new race... Orange
A red neck who spends 25% of his time tweeting, 25% of his time shaving his balls with a corona virus ventilator, and the other 50% in the tanning bed. Cause of the end of the world happening in 2020.
Guy 1: Dude did you hear about the global pandemic that’s going on right now? Guy 2: Yeah I heard it’s Donald Trumps fault.
A decaying orange with a yellow wig for hair that has ran for president. He has been given the power to annihilate civilisations because he doesn't know what to do with his powers because he was just picked off his tree and has a colony of worms inside him (and I'm not just talking about worms in his butt). He is racist to Chinese everything. He should just go and die in a goddamn hole where his ass is supposed to be.
Man: Huh... Something smells bad like it's gone off. Man 2: It's Donald Trump's odour. Man: Oh...