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dota

A place where aspie kids, socially maladjusted retards and emo nerds can be themselves, ruining every single game via spamming, lagging or leaving.

A typical game of dota: Player A: GL HF Player B: GO NOOB FUCK SHIT HOST WTF GOGOGOGOGO Player C: lolmudkips hahaahahaahhaaahaha *game starts* Player A has killed Player B! *Player B leaves* Player C: faggot noob team suk my dik *Player C leaves* Player D: ALL U DUM CUNTS R BANNED fagts *Player D leaves* ...

by Nelsnels May 12, 2010

dota

A custom game on warcraft 3: frozen throne where people who cant get a girlfriend come to act tough to people through a computer.

Just because that DotA player claims to be cool, doesnt change the fact that he lost an arm wrestling match to his 3 year old sister.

by Quizzical December 05, 2006

dota

A custom map for WC3 TFT that is far superior to the real WC3 game. Two teams of 5 players each with a unique hero compete against each other in a PVP map control setting. Since there are 80+ unique heroes to choose (or get randomly), there are literally thousands of combinations of which 5 heroes play against which other 5 heroes. Add to this player skill levels, hero lane choices (map has 3 lanes (areas) to control), and various strategies of how to build up a given hero, and you get a game that has near-infinite replayability. The game takes anywhere from 20-90 minutes, with good, even games usually lasting about 45 minutes. It is more common in "public" games for some players leaving the game early (especially when they are losing), thereby causing it to end prematurely due to one team being outnumbered.

DOTA CHATLOG: Owning! Double-Kill! Tripple-Kill! Godlike! (..leaver detected...) BANNED! (...leaver detected...) DOUBLEBAN! gg,rm.

by DredZach February 12, 2009

DotA

Defense of the Ancients. A new drug breed, also some consider it a 'sport'. Fuck you its not a sport, its something to do in your spare time that u have in your 16-hour no life days after u get done whacking off a few times. Is pretty fun, UNTIL YOU PLAY ALL 72 HEROES 23598632 GOD DAMN TIMES AND YOU PWN WITH ALL OF THEM and people think they have mad SkillZ when they r zeus and get every kill in the game possible because of their ulti. Fun tho. Needs upgraded. I PWN YOU AT DOTA, BIATCH!

Shit_talker-NOOB: Ya? U think u can pwn THIS? Pro: No, i dont think i can :(. Pro just pawned Shit_talker-NOOB's head for an extra 170 gold! Pro is on a BEYOND GODLIKE STREAK! SOMEBODY KILL HIM! (Holy Shit) Pro: Sorry i suck so bad. Shit_talker-NOOB has left the game. Host: Banned. Stupid-Bitch: WTF!!!!? Asshole: WTF????? Always_Sniper: WTF???? Another game of DotA Brought to you by... YOU and Icefrog :)

by ThnkU4POTsmokng October 20, 2006

dota

Exceedingly repetetive Warcraft III mod that virtually turns the strategy game into just another stupid online game that requires a fast internet connection and no skill. Not the source of pwned, as someone earlier said.

DotA allstars version 6.10

by Really Bored July 23, 2005

dota

n - short for "Defense of the Ainchients", a player-made map for the game "Warcraft 3" The game has been mutilated into a piece of crap with this "allstar" stuff though. The old versions on Reign of Chaos owned=/

player5 has joined the game player5: dota sucks. player3: g g gog goggogog player3: g g gog goggogog player3: g goopoooo gogoo goggogog wtf gooo player2: wtfffook kick him!! He makes fun of our crappy game that we play because we suck at the actual game we bought! player3: g g gog goggogog player5 has left the game

by fd October 24, 2004

DOTA

the gayest game in the whole world. i mean guys play it so they think they can impress girls but in reality girls think theyre dorks. and mostly if you play dota, its either youre a nerd or a guy who thinks he's a player. guys think this game makes them look cool but playing counter strike makes guys look cooler in reality.

nerd: yes! triple kill! --*started speaking in nerdish* nerd 2: *nerd language* girl: omg they suck ass, i thought he was hot but then he started playing this DOTA shit it just turns me off. girl 2: i know right, lets just look for some guys who can play on guitar hero or counter strike.

by chica12346 March 29, 2010