A fork of Rural Dictionary
a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
you're such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.
An obnoxious bastard who mooches off of family and friends and is a complete and total ass to everyone.
Will use flattery and any other means possible to get a girl;
and learn how to play parts of songs on the guitar to attract girls. Their interests change depending on the girl they date or hang out with. Music is a good example of such interest changes. They will often listen to pop or rap if the girl enjoys it. Girls seemed oddly attracted to this charade.
Often laugh at others misfortunes reguardless of its severity. Is often a cock blocker even if the tactics used will hinder their own chances of getting a girl. Must always be the center of attention even if it means doing something socially awkward.
Sometimes makes jokes in a loud voice to draw attention to themselves. Talks loudly and in a different tone to assert that he knows a lot about a specific topic.
Occasionally they will sing along to songs on the radio and look at others riding with them to make sure they are paying attention to the fact that they are singing.
They are often white males and are stereotyped for wearing 'popped collars' but this fashion is rarely seen. They most often wear a hat in an unconventional way (Such as: backwards, to one side, slightly to one side, or obnoxiously worn on one side of the head, appearing to be barely stable) Being a douche is not limited to just males.
In short a douche is a living contradiction!
Guy 1: "I don't understand how Joey has any friends, he's a total douche."
Guy 2: "I guess girls like that whole asshole attitude."
People who are stupid, lie, and slow down the progress of all man-kind
John Edward; the biggest douche in the universe
The ultimite insult. If delivered properly it can end any sort of argument. Usuealy delivered when someone comes to your house and breaks your shit, or an obnoxious prick. There are different levels of being a Douche-douche. Each individual Douche-douche has his own title: Douche-douche Commander, Douche-douche Killer, The Douche-douche, etc.
Ben:Oh my god Cole just broke my guituar.
Dean:Yo man, he's Triple Douche-douche legend.
Ben:Word
someone known to be very sorry due to the fact of being slow at getting things, very corny, brainless, straight wierd and most of all lacks sense of humor!!!
Dude Remar your the douche forever for a life time and a day!