A fork of Rural Dictionary
A vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags.
Dude, check out that Hummer over there. It's a total douche canoe.
A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag.
No a bag could not contain all of his douche, he is indeed a douche canoe
One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.
Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.
Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.
A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.
Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.
A vagina. Literally. Vaginas look like little canoes that fit douches in them, which coincidently is the correct body cavity to use a douche.
All these other idiots don't know that a douche canoe is a vagina. Especially the guy who thought it was a bigger version of a douche bag, which is just a receptacle for the effluent produced by douching. That guy is a real douche canoe.
The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.
Dude, You A Total Douche Canoe.
More than a douche. A douche times 2.
Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.