A fork of Rural Dictionary
Doylestown, the town of rich, white idiots with nothing better to do. Quite possibly the most boring, sheltered place in the USA, it's filled with cocky white morons who find pleasure in eating at the same damn places time and time again, going to the same movie theaters and hanging out at the same places. In other words, it's a town filled with kids too rich for their own good who totally abuse this privelege.
Druggies, rich kids, and wiggers. Welcome to Doylestown.
"Mommy, my iPod broke!"
"That's okay, we'll go pick one up after grocery shopping."
Welcome to Doylestown.
kiki, wtf are you talking about, "new money" "uneducated mothers".. you are full of shit.
im kiki and i have a stick up my ass.
doylestown is the place where high school rilvary is at its best... East and West football games are violent. And you hate the other school even if its right down the road from you. East is the rich snobs while west is the pot heads... while in reality they both have the same thing! we all hang in parking lots til the cops kick us out because theres nothing better to do. And everyone is so freakin rich.. but if you think about it you wouldnt change it for the world, you love your rich life
where do you go?
west
ewww pot head
The underground headquarters of the sinister/clandestine "Doylestown Borough Seccesionist Movement". The revolution is just around the corner!
Bring your ski-masks and molotov cocktails to Doylestown so we can plot the assualt on the fuckin' courthouse.
Doylestown, or D-town as the local trust fund babies like to call it is one of the best suburbs to grow up in. There is no crime, no poverty, and no concern for anyone else. We live the life of a movie. Just ask anyone that comes to the town. What is normal for us seems like something out of a movie set for other people. The kids spend their days trying to buy beer, liquir or pot for the night, while their parents are hard at work keeping their overprivlaged ass in the lifestyle they are used to. During the summer you won't find many kids in doylestown becuase most of the time we are at our beach houses or vacationing somewhere your ghetto ass will never get to go. So when you drive through Doylestown, try to drive fast, becuase we don't want you in our town complaining about the kids driving more expensive cars than most adults, and drooling over the houses. Actually better yet just take the 611 bypass, it will make us look bad if you are in our town. Thanx
You'd live here if you could
This is in response to the first "definition". I have never met a drug dealer on a corner. I have never seen a pregnant girl in school. Kill yourself you ignorant moron. Doylestown is a boring upperclass town.
PS I paid for my own car, a 1990 acura integra. Kill yourself.
Kill yourself if you think Doylestown is bad, oh yea and check Doylestown's crime percentage, and also its school rating. (I win)
A world where priviledged people live. You may say that a dug dealer is on every corner, but funny I haven't ever seen one. That kinda stuff is only in the private schools. It's a place taken right out of the movies, a place where everything is picture perfect. Nats, planet smoothie, and starbucks are all the fun hangouts where you know u will see all of your friends. Parties occur every weekend on farms or at large houses. It's a rockin place to be, and if you get tired of it, there is always philly to escape to for a weekend. But no matter what you will always come back to D*TOWN!!!!
D*Town was rockin cause i saw everyone i knew from school just chillin at star bucks.