A fork of Rural Dictionary
A quite interesting carbonated soft-drink. It tastes great the first time you have it, or if you don't drink it too frequently, but its' flavor seems to fade and become un-noticeable if you drink it on a regular basis. It is better than Coke and Pepsi, and all the other popular soft-drinks, and often causes one to belch loudly, which is reason enough to drink it.
I remember the day Chris had a slice of pizza and a Dr. Pepper, and did the loudest belch I've ever heard in my life!
"The Dr. Pepper was so good that when I finished drinking it I had sex with the can."
A drink developed by the Gods for consumption by only those who are most worthy. For the best effects, consume via the rear end.
AWW YEAH CAN'T GET ENOUGH DR. PEPPER
Also known as the prostitute of the soda world, Doctor Pepper is that soda that you know you shouldn't be having, but once you get that little drop on your tounge, you need more and more till its completely empty at the very last drop.
I had some Dr. Pepper today, I knew I should have stuck to Pepsi, but its just do damn good!
Mr. Pibb's older, more successful cousin.
Have a refeshing glass of Dr. Pepper.