Country Dictionary

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Dream catcher

something that takes away your nightmares in nightmares i guess.

“Dude i had this nightmare where you wanted to fuck me and you came out gay! it was horrible! and you cummed!”
“uh dude… that wasn’t a dream. you got… drunk.”
“were you wearing a condom atleast?”
“yeah..”
“okay. Maybe tonight i should use my dream catcher and hope it works.”

by chiknnuggies543 March 01, 2022

Dream Catcher

When a man keeps the condom he used when he lost his virginity, and hangs it from his review mirror.

See that right there, that’s my dream catcher,earned it early freshman year, been hangin’ and bangin’ since.

by Chet Upnya July 13, 2018