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An infamously annoying and testosterone-laced ex-KFCC and Rodan's Roost memeber..
Dynamo Robo was banned from KFCC and Rodan's Roost for just being a plain jackass.
describing how a retarded person walks. As though they look like a wind up toy dinosaur
Pumping a woman so fast during sex her voice shudders like she's being electricuted.
"That guy Adam pulled a Dynamo Robo on me last night," said Eliza "it was electrifying!"
A soccer team in MLS, based out of Houston, who could only get a soccer team by stealing them from San Jose. Located in the crappiest city in the State of Texas, The Dynafags, as they are more commonly known, have a fanbase mostly made up of illegals from Mexico who frequently clash with the police at matches.
Like most other teams from Houston, their jealousy of FC Dallas is very evident. This despite the fact that the El Capitan Cannon Trophy usually resides in Dallas more than Houston. While the "Orange Turds" laud their MLS Cup Wins, most find it funny that of late seasons, they have risen to new levels of suckitude.
Being a Dynamo fan usually means that one is an alcoholic, smells like day old bacon, and usually takes it from behind.
Mike: "Hey Jim, How bout them Houston Dynamo?"
Jim: "Mike, no matter how you say it, 'Dynamo' is a faggot name for a team."
The sexual act of shoving a lit cigar into someone's anus, followed by smoking it, still jammed in their colon.
Suzie gave me a Columbian dynamo for my birthday, and it felt really good after the wounds healed up.