A fork of Rural Dictionary
The process of stabbing your friend in the Leg repeatedly in the back of a car with a epi pen while someone is driving at over 100mph to the hospital
I was epi-pening Tori in the back of the car while Addison sped down the road to the hospital
The highest echelon of retardedness, given only to the very special.
Jimmy enjoyed eating feces so to boost his health and gain atom bomb strength, only to be branded an Epi-Tard by his lesser challenged friends.
a combination of epic and electrified. used only by the coolest of the cool.
it was Epi-fied
An epic win, only waaay more epic and win-ful. It's just an epic win full of WIN, awesome, and success. Or, quite simply, Kelly Burton and Forrest Picher.
1: "Hello my name is Forrest" 2: "I wouldnt care if your name was Alkasmir" 1: "thats my middle name" 2: "epi-win"
What Paw-Paw, who knew everything and was one of the best men in the world called anything and everything that ailed us. From the common cold to chicken pox Paw-paw's professional medical opinion was "you've caught the epi-zoody" .
Grandchild -Paw-paw I don't feel good. Paw-paw- Oh no, have you got the epi-zoody? Grandchild- I think so. Paw-paw- Well you better run on in and let Maw-maw see if you're gonna make it.