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Hash Brown Earlobes

When someones earlobes are tastily triangular, such of that as a hash brown you'd so much love to nibble on . Often abbreviated to HBEL.

Larry your Hash brown earlobes look too irresistible today . wheres the ketchup?

earlobing

when one grabs for your earlobe whilst you try to fight them off because you don't want your earlobes grabbed

Jackson kept earlobing Xavier while standing behind me

earlobe johnson

any lenny face with "{ }" brackets

Bro 1: Bro my dildo gave me gonorrhea

Bro 2: {*3* (earlobe johnson)