Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

easter basket

a cojoined effort of a group of large men who put their dino eggs into the hands of eachother and caress while slowly humming the beat of their favorite r & b joints.

john are you going to the easter basket friday at franklins house?

by yancy December 08, 2006

shanghai easter basket

When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.

After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.

by Wong way January 27, 2017

Sicilian Easter Basket

A form of fellatio where the scrotum and entire shaft of the penis are simultaneously suckled upon.

Have you seen that Fran Drescher? I bet she gives a mean Sicilian Easter Basket.

by SicilianEasterBunny November 04, 2021

Rusty Easter Basket

When you cup a man’s balls but also slide your middle finger in his rectum

Yo, Janny gave my boy a rusty Easter basket for his birthday

by ChuckDeezy1344 February 11, 2022