Country Dictionary

A manufacturer of permanent markers.
Whenever something like a table or chair is ruined by a black pencil it has been someone with an Edding. Eddings are the German Sharpies

Teacher: Ok who wrote "FUCK" on my table?
Student: Well... it was my Edding HAHAHAHA.

An arrogant son of a bitch who thinks hes always right

Look at that guy, hes acting like an Ed.

Acronym of "Evel Dick" or "Evil Dick"; a contestant on Big Brother 8 and Los Angeles bar manager. Real name is Richard Donato. Father of Daniele Donato, who was also a contestant on Big Brother 8.

"I want to be sitting next to ED in the final two."

Abbreviation for Eating Disorder. Used as a name for the internal voice in the head of an Eating Disorder patient that says to practice disordered behaviors. "Ed" was made well known by the book "Life Without Ed" by Jenni Schaefer.

Ed, you are a liar. You are manipulative, and I will get away from you. "Life Without Ed" p. 8

A term used in the World of Warcraft when you disconnect on the elevators going down to the Undercity. Short slang for 'Elevator Down Syndrome'

Person 1: Did he just leave?
Person 2: I don't know man.
Person 3: Sorry about that guys.
Person 1: What happened?
Person 3: My EDS kicked in so I had to log back in.

Explosive Diarrhea. Only to be used in serious circumstances

I have serious ED. I have to go visit Ed. Ed had a serious talk with me last night after my gigantic burrito

abbreviation for the health condition known as erectile dysfunction. Erectile Dysfunction is where it is harder for a man to achieve an erection. (Impotence).

Drugs that can be used to help ED include
Viagra(sildenafil citrate)
Vicerex (apparently you can use this one with alcohol)

Since I have ED, it is hard for me to get hard.