Country Dictionary

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eskimo pie

breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.

"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."

by david March 04, 2005

eskimo pie

Taking someone's hood on their hooded shirt/jacket and pulling it over their head and face violently. Usually accompanied by the screaming of "Eskimo Pie!."

Gus: Well, that's gay.
Billy: WHAT?! ESKIMO PIE!!!!

by Eskimo Pie July 09, 2006

Eskimo Pie

A chick who gets passed around. Like the hoe that she is.

(Cuz Eskimo’s pass around and share their food in the igloo... so it’s genertated frm that)

Katherine Sullivan (frm El Cerrito,CA) is a dirty Eskimo Pie!!

by It’s Not My Fault June 07, 2018

Eskimo Pie Brothers

When a couple has fucked the same person in the ass!

Darby; I fucked that chick in the ass!

Ralph; Me too!

Darby; ESKIMO PIE BROTHERS!!!!

by dexter016 May 09, 2011

alaskan eskimo pie

When engaged in intercourse the guy gives a cream pie to the girl, leaves it there, eats a very strong peice of mint gum and then blows into the girls vagina. the reason for the gum is so that the guy doesnt taste his own cum

That alaskan eskimo pie felt so good and creamy.

by Mackinze July 26, 2006

Eskimo Pie

1) A large or inflamed eyeball
2) The act of harpooning an innocent muskox

1) "Damn, bizzitch, Gremlin's got an eskimo pie! That infection's been makin' it grow like a bath toy."
2) Alvin the Sherpa was hunting for food, so he eskimo pied the huge ox. However, he only took part of the plunder.

by Gabriella March 30, 2003

Eskimo-Cream-pie

Is when you ejaculate into a woman's vagina then another girl snorts it back out

Thet girl lacquada gave latifa a real Eskimo-Cream-Pie last night it was hot

by Eskimo Blizard August 23, 2011