Country Dictionary

Someone who nuts in every ho around, usually with a dozen or more baby mamas and 30 or more unsupported children. Never uses condoms

I planted so many seeds in that ho, she thinks I'm a farmer

someone who is outstanding in their feild

if Pam Anderson was a farmer she would be outstanding in her feild

Mid-western slang used to replace the F word. Most notable in the expression "melon-farmer." Similar to frick.

Jim came over to my place last night and drank all my beer, what a farmer.

adjective
1. Really boring
2. Not fun
3. A person with no life
4. Uninteresting

Man: Let's go to the mall for a movie!

Woman: No, I'm gonna go home and sleep

Man: You're so farmer!


or

Gosh, that teacher was certainly farmer.

Disrespect.

Used to describe Nortenos by Surenos because of the red colors nortes wear.

Also because little white boys claiming XIV look like farm boys when wearing their colors.

Look at them bitch ass farmers ese, let's burn their flag and fuck all their hoes.

Man i dont like them x4 busters, nothin but faggot farmers ese.

(Noun) Mark Ethans; One who wears flannel all the time and doesn't make any sense. ever.

hey mark ethans you're such a farmer

Someone who participates in activities that are boring, pointless or not that fun i.e. activities that are equally boring to farming and the associated farming lifestyle. Can also be used interrogatively.

Q:What are ya doin' tonight ya farmer?
A: Nothin, I'll probably stay in tonight and watch the O.C. or Dexter on T.V.