A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fat End First - inserting the fat end of something into a bodily cavity. This is usually with the intent to cause pain. Anything with a fat end and a slender end can be used in this manner: carrots, baseball bats, and water bottles to name a few. Depending on the bodily cavity selected, this may result in difficulty in extracting the object. This acronym is generally used as a verb to describe the action of the penetration.
Joe just fef'd me with a carrot. Go fef yourself with a baseball bat. I just fef'd Caleb with a bowling pin.
Breb.
"Here comes the doer of Fef's mom." "Oh shit, Breb?" "yep"
First Episode Friction; When you don't want to watch the first episode of a new show because it's intimidating, but once you start you can continue.
Person 1: I do not want to watch the first episode of that new show on Netflix. Person 2: Come on man! Just get over the FEF.