Country Dictionary

To become someone's hoe or prostitute

Mike couldn't stand being alone, so he decided to fitz John. Today, together, they stand strong.

To take your workload and pass it on to an unsuspecting co-worker.

Placido, “How's it going?”
Magglio, “Well, I was having a good day until Ivan fitz’ed me with his project!”

(V) Otherwise known as pulling a Terry Tate, to tackle a coworker in a surprising manner across a row of cubicles. The tackle might be as aggressive as a flying pile-driver or as subtle as kicking another's leg out from underneath him.

Did you see him fly across the office like that? He was fitzed.

Fitz is a lovable guy who will always make you smile. He's always there for you when you feel down or alone. He has super model looks and a smirk that will melt your heart.

" Fitz and Sophie totally belong together."

To unknowingly french kiss a girl shortly after she has performed oral sex on a friend.

After the stripper and I left the bathroom stall, my friends threw salami at me and told me I had been fitzed.

the art of coordinating clothing and accessories with name brand shoes

Jane is wearing a green shirt, green jewelry, skinny jeans with her brand new green Chucks. She think she got fitz!!!

Fitz(v)- To bungle or botch. Basicly, to fuck up.

Fitz(n)- 1) Generally, a daralict. More specificly, someone who is laking in social skills.
2) Additionally, a fitz is one who often comments on a subject while laking knowledge about said subject.

"Man, Joey Harrington really fitzed that one!"

"You have no clue what you are talking about. Stop being a fitz."

"That fitz talking to Nikki Nova just forgot his name!"