A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most overrated Youtube user in the history of Youtube. He has the most subscribers ever for dumb video that have no point whatsoever and are not enjoyable to watch. Only girls,gays and little kids enjoy that garbage.
Guy1: Hey let me log in YT Guy2: K Guy1: OMG NEW FRED VIDEO 1 MILLION VIEWS OMGZ Guy2: Let's watch it. Guy1: OMG SO COOL AND SO FUNNI Guy2: wtf it sucks
An amazing Guy. Freds are Totally hot, Hillarious, great boyfriends. (: They might seem like a jock that is too cool for feelings, but when you get close to them, you see they have a big heart. Give great hugs, and isn't afraid to show feelings in public. Hates annoying girls too
Girl 1: Did you see that hot boy? Girl 2: Who, Fred? Girl 1: Yeah, I like him a lot, but i think he's too cool for me Girl 2: No, he's super sweet, go for it!(:
He is kind with a cute face he loves to cook and look after everyone doesn't take credit for anything it's so sweet. He is fun and always gives the best advice because he's such a gangster. He will stand up for anyone he can see that needs it he's a hero.
Person 1: what you doing this weekend..?! Person 2: I'm going to hang with Fred because he's such a genuine guy.
The bowel condition resulting from the consumption of mediocre southern buffet food at chain restaurants in Florida. Conditions usually include bubble guts, mudd butt and swamp ass.
I was going to start a liquid diet cleanse this week, but this case of the freds is going to clear my poop shoot out ASAP!
The name Fred is an uncommon-common name. Fred is a mysterious guy. He is highly intelligent and excels academically but can get distracted by wanting to have a fun time. Fred is the type of person to think before he speaks, so he is typically received as being shy. He likes to live life on the edge in a fine manner. He is foreign but you would never be able to tell, and is more than likely depressed. Fred has probably served in the military and has extensive knowledge in history and factual events. Fred is obsessed with girls yet his respect towards them always stays intact. He has never been one to make someone uncomfortable on purpose. If you ever have the chance to start a relationship with a Fred, then expect your world to turn upside down. His commitment to you will overpower any struggles your relationship may face. His loyalty is his way of showing his love. Fred is able to stay hard for hours at a time, so be sure to return the love and appreciate his beautiful penis!
Hey, did you know that Fred is having a party tonight? Omg no way! I have to go, he’s like the hottest guy in school!